I wrote an essay about social inequality, class division and the collapse of the One Nation dream for this month’s….FHM magazine. I know, right? Anyway, I feel confident that young British magazine readers will take pause from their feverish pursuit of mildly-pornographic imagery to reflect upon my thoughtful piece on socioeconomic injustice. Then perhaps they might zip up their flies and begin to rethink their lives, resolving to eschew their troubling preoccupation with looking at pictures of ladies in their bras and instead devote their time and energy to the creation of a new Jerusalem. It’s not available online so go out and buy the mag. It costs £3.99.