Right, last Sunday I went on Broadcasting House, the morning programme on Radio 4 presented by the charismatic Paddy O’Connell. I was there to review the newspapers alongside Labour MP Dianne Abbott and entrepreneur and former Dragon out of Dragons Den, Doug Richard. They were nice. We spoke about graffiti, crystal meth and cyclists. I said cyclists broke the law. Cyclists abused me on Twitter as a consequence. Hey ho! Listen here if you fancy it– my bit is towards the end.