Footballers and Twitter in the New Statesman

I wrote this piece for the New Statesman about footballers on Twitter. It’s like they don’t really think anyone’s gonna see what they write, right? That’s like me. I write all sorts of mindless bullshit on Twitter, forgetting that it’s out there for the world to see. But, of course, the world really couldn’t give a flying fuck about anything I say, think or do. So I can write what the hell I like. You’re not even paying any attention as you read this are you? You’re thinking about what you’re going to have for your tea. Yeah, well screw you, you greedy fuck.

‘Man, I’m gonna do the funniest tweet about this later.’