Why I Quit heat

Yeah, I’m writing another book and making a new show for Comedy Central and all that. But the REAL reason I realised it was time to leave heat Towers? I’d started doing stuff like this:

From l to r: Sam 'The Delusionist' Delaney, Stuart 'The Brand' Baggs and David 'The Jumper' Whitehouse

And also this:

(L) Wagner (R) Man who is about a week from realising his life's gone unacceptably stupid

Editing heat had thrust me into a new and confusing world, where reason no longer existed and logic had taken a holiday. Man, if I’d stayed on just another week I probably would have somehow got a photo of myself feeling up Ann Widdecombe. I’m glad it didn’t come to that.