So, all us lot at heat decided to record a song with the annoying but somehow brilliant kid off of this year’s Big Brother, Sam Pepper. I can’t remember why. But thanks to the previously untapped musical skills of Dave Whitehouse, Miss Yap Yap and a bloke in the office called Stef (among others) it turned out as probably the greatest pop single since Heard It Through The Grapevine. In your face Lennon and McCartney…this makes Hey Jude look like the lazy lump of stinking hackery it was. My talented sister Mj Delaney made a video for it which is a million times better than all of Michael Jackson’s videos put together. And – this is no lie – Tom Cruise HIMSELF saw the vid online and retweeted it to his gazillion followers on Twitter. So it’s going to number one basically. Watch it now and remember where you were when you first clapped eyes on the future of music. Click on this to watch it.