BSME Awards


I’ve been nominated for an award by the prestigious (yes, prestigious, that’s the word I am using) British Society Of Magazine Editors In your face other British magazine editors who have failed to be nominated in my particular category! I will respond to this news by becoming massively complacent and self-satisfied. I also intend to start inserting a middle initial whenever I write my name and buy a grand piano for my office. From now on I shall disperse instructions to heat staffers only via the piano. After all, why should I use my voice to speak with them? I have been nominated for an award! In the Entertainment and Celebrity category of the BSME’s. Speak to the piano, chumps.